Medical Leave

This is really funny...
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but i knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if i acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell to take a few days off. So, i hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what i was doing. I told her that i was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think i was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What are you doing?'

I told him i was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, 'And where do you think you're going?'

(You're gonna love this.....)

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She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.'