MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Muthu: ... EVERY YEAR ...
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview...
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
Do i look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... That's why...
Wife: SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not..
And Muthu said.. 'No sir, only babies were born here..'
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly,'I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.'
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the wash basin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed toward the board 'WASH BASIN'.Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Muthu: ... EVERY YEAR ...
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview...
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,
Do i look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... That's why...
Wife: SHOCKED!
MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not..
And Muthu said.. 'No sir, only babies were born here..'
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly,'I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
Muthu become a saint!
MUTHU & DRIVER
Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.'
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer: Just imagine you're in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Muthu: It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.. :)
Oh.. I forgot. The funniest part..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why??????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote 'PRESS' on her right chest... And he did it!
2 comments:
haha..thats very funny.
thanks for sharing
much welcome, this is also one of the purposes i created blog, hehehe.. thanks for your support ya..
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